The saddest man in Britain?

The BBC are reporting about the MD of a firm who threatened to subject his staff to DNA tests to find the employee responsible for breaking his chewing gum ban and getting gum stuck on one of his director's trousers! When one employee leaked the story to the press he insisted it was only a joke but then said he would force his 80 staff members to take a lie detector test to determine who leaked the story!

He admitted that he enjoyed watching detective shows like Waking The Dead. Sad bastard - get a life!