Jealousy is a terrible thing.

I am so jealous of this guy (Mike Matas, above). Nineteen years old, good looking and just been employed by Apple. I know I have no skills that Apple would want but still, so jealous! I wish him all the luck in the world though, he clearly deserves it. Looking at his interface designs reveals exactly why Apple have employed him - he's a very talented man, and still a year younger than me! I've wasted my life.